The Silence is Deafining, I know

Dont worry, I didn't go into cardiac arrest...I've just been a tad busy NOT working out :\ Time just got away from me and I'm not sure how. I haven't lost my aerobic mojo or anything but I'm just having some major time management issues here. Haven't been sleeping the greatest lately and it's most definitely showing in the form of "I could care less"...Not exactly the best trait to have when you're trying to accomplish goals like mine...Too much on my mind I guess. Happens when you're crazy enough to want to lose 70-75 lbs by July without the help of surgeon ready to "cut and paste"...so to speak

But I'm going to have to cut this blog entry short, because surprise, surprise...it's WAY past my bedtime. Gotta get my "Beauty Rest"!! Don't want to be fat AND ugly...so, please just bare with me

Stay Posted...and I'll stay posting....

It's a Jungle in there!!!

RAWWWRRR!!!  Yes, that sound is actually coming from my Stomach! A direct result of these Polly pocket size meals, disguised as "Appropriate meal portions". I undoubtably have to reprogram this "all you can eat", "buy one, get one free" mind-set that most American's have.

Ahhhh yes, America...the Land of "Milk and Honey" and Obesity and Diabetes. Don't get me wrong, I love being American and living in the 'Land of the Free'. But as a whole, we are ridiculous with the grease and the butter and the side of this and a doggy bag of that. With that being said, I most definitly think the word for today is 'PORTION CONTROL'!!!

I'm getting myself together...one Low-Cal teaspoon bite at a time! Even if that means sacrificing all the 'bad' things I love...

Stay posted....

Times are Hard...and so are my Arteries :/

HEY FAT GIRL!!!

So, I "just had a baby"....14 months ago...If only that phrase could honestly be used as a legitimate explanation as to why my 'muffin top' spills over top of my failed attempt to squeeze into 'Skinny Jeans'. Or how my mother so lovingly calls it, a "Stomach Apron"...I knew better. "All in the name of Fashion"...smh

Yes, there are the Lane Bryants' and the Ashley Stewarts'...but I REALLY don't want to accommodate this heavy version of me. I want to save my money for all the cute clothes I envision myself wearing as a thinner me. Instead of these car tarps they call "Plus size".

You know, I want to be that 'Hot Girl' at work that all the jealous co-workers have to always throw in the exaggerated phrase "she used to be REALLY, REALLY Fat", just to make themselves feel more superior.

So, what am I doing about it??? I'm eating like a member of a tribe that has no choice but to eat leafy greens an unsalted meats. I'm exercising like it turns me on and I did throw in a "fat burner" pill for good measure :/ Don't worry I did my research. Been living like this for a little over a week now. So far so GREAT!!! I feel good and people are already noticing a difference :) And I don't feel like I need to be on an episode of MTV's TRUE LIFE: 'I'm a lethargic blimp, one hamburger away from an ER visit'...

I'll save all the "Before" pictures until I have an "After" picture that will save the vomit from coming out of your mouth. I will update about this every now and again. So.......

Stay posted.....

In the Beginning...

Welcome to the life and mind of ME!!! Best described as fairly random, slightly entertaining and generally thought provoking. I'm not sure how or why the things that cross my mind, cross my mind but they do and for some reason unbeknownst to me, I feel the need to share :)

So, I hope you'll join me on my journey through everyday life occurrences, unexpected banters, random thoughts and majorly rhetorical questions for the sake of "What'd YOU think about _______?"....

Strap on your 'WTH' hats....LET'S GO!!!! :)