Times are Hard...and so are my Arteries :/

HEY FAT GIRL!!!

So, I "just had a baby"....14 months ago...If only that phrase could honestly be used as a legitimate explanation as to why my 'muffin top' spills over top of my failed attempt to squeeze into 'Skinny Jeans'. Or how my mother so lovingly calls it, a "Stomach Apron"...I knew better. "All in the name of Fashion"...smh

Yes, there are the Lane Bryants' and the Ashley Stewarts'...but I REALLY don't want to accommodate this heavy version of me. I want to save my money for all the cute clothes I envision myself wearing as a thinner me. Instead of these car tarps they call "Plus size".

You know, I want to be that 'Hot Girl' at work that all the jealous co-workers have to always throw in the exaggerated phrase "she used to be REALLY, REALLY Fat", just to make themselves feel more superior.

So, what am I doing about it??? I'm eating like a member of a tribe that has no choice but to eat leafy greens an unsalted meats. I'm exercising like it turns me on and I did throw in a "fat burner" pill for good measure :/ Don't worry I did my research. Been living like this for a little over a week now. So far so GREAT!!! I feel good and people are already noticing a difference :) And I don't feel like I need to be on an episode of MTV's TRUE LIFE: 'I'm a lethargic blimp, one hamburger away from an ER visit'...

I'll save all the "Before" pictures until I have an "After" picture that will save the vomit from coming out of your mouth. I will update about this every now and again. So.......

Stay posted.....